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Die Antwort der Religionen (982 Aufrufe)
Γραικίσκος schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 15:15 Uhr (Zitieren)
[quote]Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says, „Shit happens“.
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehova’s Witnesses: Knock, knock: Shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesn’t.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen, if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.
Blackism: Motherfuck all this shit!]/quote]
Was wäre die Antwort der griechischen Religion gewesen?
"Shit happens because you are worshipping the wrong god"?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says, „Shit happens“.
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehova’s Witnesses: Knock, knock: Shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesn’t.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen, if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.
Blackism: Motherfuck all this shit!]/quote]
Was wäre die Antwort der griechischen Religion gewesen?
"Shit happens because you are worshipping the wrong god"?
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Γραικίσκος schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 15:15 Uhr (Zitieren)
Was wäre die Antwort der griechischen Religion gewesen?
"Shit happens because you are worshipping the wrong god"?
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Ὑληβάτης schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 17:14 Uhr (Zitieren)
:-)
Nein!
"Shit happens because you made one of the gods angry."
Mein Agnostizismus ist:
"Maybe this is shit and maybe it's not."
Nein!
"Shit happens because you made one of the gods angry."
Mein Agnostizismus ist:
"Maybe this is shit and maybe it's not."
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Γραικίσκος schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 17:22 Uhr (Zitieren)
Das ist viel besser! Das trifft es!
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Ὑληβάτης schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 17:26 Uhr (Zitieren)
Ödipus würde sagen:
Shit happens because shit was said to happen. (Ist das korrekt?)
Shit happens because shit was said to happen. (Ist das korrekt?)
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Γραικίσκος schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 17:30 Uhr (Zitieren)
Gab es da nicht eine Urschuld in seiner Familie?
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Ὑληβάτης schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 17:34 Uhr (Zitieren)
Aber klar.
Ödipus: This shit happened a long time before me.
Ödipus: This shit happened a long time before me.
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Ὑληβάτης schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 19:55 Uhr (Zitieren)
Eine lange Liste ist hier:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=42928752562
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=42928752562
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Γραικίσκος schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 20:27 Uhr (Zitieren)
Aber Du hast die Liste um Polytheism erweitert!
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Ὑληβάτης schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 20:31 Uhr (Zitieren)
Was sagt der Philosoph denn?
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Γραικίσκος schrieb am 21.03.2011 um 21:01 Uhr (Zitieren)
Das ist nicht so einfach zu sagen.
Für den Metaphysiker:
"What is the essence of shit?" Oder: "What is the idea of shit?"
Für mich als Sympathisanten der analytischen Philosophie:
"Before we talk about shit - define 'shit'!"
Heraklit: "You shit an don't shit the same shit again."
Kant: "All we know is shit-for-us, but not shit-in-itself."
Für den Metaphysiker:
"What is the essence of shit?" Oder: "What is the idea of shit?"
Für mich als Sympathisanten der analytischen Philosophie:
"Before we talk about shit - define 'shit'!"
Heraklit: "You shit an don't shit the same shit again."
Kant: "All we know is shit-for-us, but not shit-in-itself."
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ανδρέας schrieb am 22.03.2011 um 18:30 Uhr (Zitieren)
Johannes 1,1:
In the beginning was the shit, and the shit was with God and God ...
... das geht sicher zu weit.
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Ἀμφοφιλής = ho ámphw kaì hetérän phil^wn schrieb am 23.03.2011 um 01:03 Uhr (Zitieren)
Ich würde Sagen:
"Why do we say "shit" at all?" "What is the origin/history of the word 'shit'?"
"And yes, we should define 'shit' first, or better the two most usual meanings of this word!"
Eû kathéudete...
Ἀμφοφιλής
Âr'esmen téttares mónon?
"Why do we say "shit" at all?" "What is the origin/history of the word 'shit'?"
"And yes, we should define 'shit' first, or better the two most usual meanings of this word!"
Eû kathéudete...
Ἀμφοφιλής
Âr'esmen téttares mónon?
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ανδρέας schrieb am 24.03.2011 um 22:06 Uhr (Zitieren)
All the shit I did tonight
those would be the best memories
I just want to let it go for the night
that would be the best therapy for me ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0YGpjglhaY
Re: Die Antwort der Religionen
Wittgensteinism:
Now, if someone says "shit happened" - how can he know the meaning of shit and how does he know it was shit? - and how can we understand?
Now, if someone says "shit happened" - how can he know the meaning of shit and how does he know it was shit? - and how can we understand?
Re: Die Antwort der Religionen
Wittgensteinism:
Now, if someone says "shit happened" - how can he know the meaning of shit and how does he know it happened? - and how can we understand?
Now, if someone says "shit happened" - how can he know the meaning of shit and how does he know it happened? - and how can we understand?
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Ὑληβάτης schrieb am 26.03.2011 um 13:46 Uhr (Zitieren)
Sophism:
"Shit is the measure of all things: of things that are, that they are; of things that are not, that they are not."
Oder:
"Man is the measure of all shit: of shit that happens; of shit that happens not."
"Shit is the measure of all things: of things that are, that they are; of things that are not, that they are not."
Oder:
"Man is the measure of all shit: of shit that happens; of shit that happens not."
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Εὐφροσύνη schrieb am 27.03.2011 um 16:40 Uhr (Zitieren)
Und am Apoll-Tempel:
Γνῶθι κάκκην. - Know shit.
Γνῶθι κάκκην. - Know shit.
